{"product_id":"klopp-actually-imaginary-life-with-footballs-most-sensible-heartthrob","title":"Klopp Actually: (Imaginary) Life with Football's Most Sensible Heartthrob","description":"A hilarious diary of married life with the sensible, no-nonsense man of all our dreams: Jurgen Klopp, from critically-acclaimed comedian and Twitter sensation Laura Lexx.\n\nInspired by the viral tweet: 'If I ever met Jurgen Klopp I'd say \"omg if we have a baby we should call it Klipp\" just so he'd raise an eyebrow at me and tell me I'm a moron and I'd be so naked by the time he'd finished doing that...'\n\nIn these uncertain times we all need a coping mechanism. And Laura Lexx has found the obvious one - imagining life married to the sensible, no-nonsense man of our dreams, Jurgen Klopp. She thinks maybe he has something to do with football? More importantly, he definitely knows how to efficiently stack a dishwasher and would tell you honestly if you were being unreasonable about a colleague. \n\nFrom job interviews to furniture shopping in IKEA to making a birthday cake for their daughter, Klipp, Klopp Actually is a hilarious, warm and deeply silly diary of life with everyone's favourite baseball-cap-wearing, bespectacled German football manager. \n\n'I shiver, my skin breaking out into tiny goosebumps. \"Are you cold?\" He whispers, his lips brushing my ear, making the fine hairs ripple. \"A little.\" I grin, pressing against his thigh. He runs a hand down the curve of my spine... \"You should put a jumper on.\"'\n\n\n'I'd LOVE to read a whole book of Laura's funny, clever, sweet imagination . . . it made me laugh a huge amount!' Marian Keyes\n\n'Laura is so funny and I can't wait to read this book and I hope it isn't awkward when I *actually* marry Jurgen Klopp' Sara Pascoe\n\n'It's rare to find brilliant new talent, rarer still to discover it on twitter but Laura's thread on Klopp was my highlight of the year. I cannot wait to see what she does in book form. I shall devour it. A great shining comedic talent' Emma Kennedy\n\n(P)2020 Hodder \u0026amp; Stoughton Limited","brand":"John Murray Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39664550674517,"sku":"9781529348217N","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2481\/5790\/products\/7bc4dda7-d098-4bd6-94b1-f96ddb35eb31.jpg?v=1644267649","url":"https:\/\/smeikalbooks.co.uk\/products\/klopp-actually-imaginary-life-with-footballs-most-sensible-heartthrob","provider":"smeikalbooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}