{"product_id":"52-times-britain-was-a-bellend-the-history-you-didn-t-get-taught-at-school","title":"52 Times Britain was a Bellend: The History You Didn’t Get Taught At School","description":"About the Author\n\nJames Felton is a writer and journalist, whose articles regularly appear in the Guardian, Independent, Daily Mash and IFL Science. As a writer for television, his work includes the BAFTA award-winning The Dog Ate My Homework. His books 52 Times Britain was a Bellend, Sunburn and You Don't Want to Know have between them sold over 125,000 copies. He has over 330,000 followers on Twitter and routinely goes viral.\n\nProduct Description\n\nJAMES FELTON'S NEW BOOK \"ASSHOLES\" IS OUT NOW\n\n\n\n'Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it' James O'Brien\n\nTwitter hero James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, fully illustrated and chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright 'baddie' things we Brits* have done to the world since time immemorial - before conveniently forgetting all about them, of course. Including:\n\n- Starting wars with China when they didn't buy enough of our class A drugs\n- Inventing a law so we didn't have to return objects we'd blatantly stolen from other countries\n- Casually creating muzzles for women\n- And almost going to war over a crime committed by a pig\n\n52 TIMES BRITAIN WAS A BELLEND will complete your knowledge of this sceptred isle in ways you never expected. So if you've ever wondered how we put the 'Great' in 'Great Britain', wonder no more . . .\n\n*And when we say British, for the most part we unfortunately just mean the English.\n\n\n\nReview\n\nScurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it -- James O’Brien\n\nJames never fails to make me laugh and then think, then laugh some more -- Dermot O'Leary\n\nAwfully hilarious about the hilariously awful. Confirms everything everyone whispers behind our backs, except funnier -- Danny Wallace\n\nJames Felton makes me laugh like a bellend -- Robert Webb\n\nWarning: may provoke huge laughs and some feelings of shame -- David Schneider\n\nJames Felton makes me laugh every day - get into him -- Marina Hyde\n\nJames Felton is a national treasure. Although having read this book, I'm not sure that's a good thing -- Fred Delicious\n\nBrilliant and hilarious. The perfect book for a nation built on arseholes -- Emma Kennedy\n\nBook Description\n\nThe painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, chronicling some of the ludicrous things the British have done to the world since time immemorial - and then conveniently forgetting we've done them, of course.","brand":"Little, Brown","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40737064419413,"sku":"9780751578850N","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2481\/5790\/files\/6309bd86-3a96-4105-a053-1b9d6b843d89.jpg?v=1701800079","url":"https:\/\/smeikalbooks.co.uk\/en-us\/products\/52-times-britain-was-a-bellend-the-history-you-didn-t-get-taught-at-school","provider":"smeikalbooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}